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Old Mar 05, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27   #41
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Aura of penalty. attrib: divine favor
cost: 5 energy
lasts for 1...24hours, if you die while having this enchantment on you get 99% deathpenalty
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29   #42
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signet of death penalty:
signet, all adjecent allies get 15% death penality
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 01:07 AM // 01:07   #43
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Wammo Signet
cast time 5 sec, recharge time 10 sec

you aggro everything on the entire map. If in a pvp arena, your res sig is disabled and you can only attack other warriors.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #44
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Drain ownage
All your skills are disabled to death and target foes are healed every time u attack them
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 04:44 AM // 04:44   #45
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Skill: WTF MERCHANTS!!! {E}

Description: Lose your pants.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 05:15 AM // 05:15   #46
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MOMMY!!!!!! {E}
Adrenaline:1
Summons your mom out of her bedroom. 99% chance of getting disconnected and banned from playing GuildWars.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 05:33 AM // 05:33   #47
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Shazam!

5E 2sec recharge

Teleport to random spot in the air and fall down taking 100-500 damage depending on from high u fell Warriors wearing platemail or any other heavy armour take double damage
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 05:48 AM // 05:48   #48
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EMO {E}
Cost: 15 energy
Effect: Do nothing but bitch and complain about stuff and when the skill ends you kill yourself.
Attribute: Death magic
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53   #49
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A Jar of Nothing {E}
Summons a jar of nothing that does nothing.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:26 AM // 06:26   #50
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Strength of the Paladin: - 10 energy, 2 Second Cast, 60 Recharge
Elite Enchantment - Strength

Lose all enchantments. For 120...180 seconds you cannot be the target of further enchantments, cannot receive healing from any form except Healing Signet, receive +3 health regeneration, take double damage from Necromancer Hexes, have your elite skill replaced by Healing Hands, and your Ressurection Signet is replaced by an easily interrupted version of Restore Life. Whenever you attack a Warrior, Strength of the Paladin is renewed for another 120...180 seconds. Strength of the Paladin ends if you attack anyone except a Warrior, or a friendly monk comes within your aggro circle. When Aura of the Paladin ends or is removed, all your allies die and any Ressurection skills you have are disabled until you take damage from any source and when they become available, they are easily interrupted. 100% failure rate with Healing Prayers 7 or below.

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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #51
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Orgasm of the Bum {E} - Full Energy. 10 Sec cast. 20 Mins duration. 1 Sec recharge.
Elite Skill.

When casted, party will maintain a tensed squating position taking 0 damage and making weird sounds until skill duration ends. Unable to cancel out.
Stance.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:41 AM // 07:41   #52
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Mantra of Nothing {e}
Elite stance
cost: 10 en
cast: 1
rechage: 1
Nothing happens for 20 seconds, and then nothing else happens

Signet of Healing(sort of) {e}
Elite signet
cast: 2
recharge: 10
saccrfice 20% max life, u r healed for 20% max life
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:44 AM // 07:44   #53
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Alt+f4 {E}
Requires: 10 str
Removes u from GW.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:03 AM // 08:03   #54
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Alt + F4

As long as you have this skill in your skill bar, whenever you click Alt F4 you can instantly leave GW to the desktop.

Edit : COPYCAT, IT WAS MY IDEA.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:12 AM // 08:12   #55
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Hehe @ Pet
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #56
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"Dance!" [E]
cost: 45 energy
Shout. For 10.....30 seconds party members cannot recieve dmg or be hexed in any way. You are stuck in one place dancing until "Dance!" ends.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #57
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Default Signet of Twits

Beat senseless anybody in zone for stupid Chuck Norris comments
recharge time=10 Casting=2

Chuck needs Depends
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:21 AM // 08:21   #58
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Signet of Flame Warding

For 10 seconds you have +80 armour against fire damage. Effect ends if you take fire damage.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:26 AM // 08:26   #59
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Signet of Speed

For 20 seconds you move 33% faster. Effect ends if you move.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #60
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Bag of Holding

5 energy, 1/4 second Casting Time, 20 second duration, 60 second recharge

While enchanted by Bag of Holding, you have twice the inventory slots as normal and you move 1% faster because your items weigh less. When Bag of Holding ends, your Bag of Holding implodes causing 30 damage to all creatures in the area. Until Bag of Holding recharges, your inventory is reduced to 1 slot and you move 33% slower because you got used to the light-weight, roomy backpack. NCSoft and Arena-Net are not responsible for any items or in-game wealth lost as a result of using this skill. This skill is unaffected by any other skills that would cause this skill to recharge faster than normal or any skills that would cause it to recharge instantaneously.
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